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May 4, 2015 at 2:36 pm

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1. eenie meenie miney mum says:
  
  May 4, 2015 at 4:53 pm
  
  😘😘😘 so lovely to see you there!!
  
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Can you even imagine having a friend who will stop her whole travelling crew at any given moment in order to take scenic shots of your HAT which she has taken on vacation with her [at your request] 🤣😂🤣😂 I mean... I love it. I feel like I’m there... head down, face constantly out of frame... and today while my hat was at the Grand fucking Canyon, back home the only thing I have to report is doing a “sneaky” wee behind a rock at a beach [where there were no public toilets] not realising the path on the hillside was right behind me and my bum was on display for all to see. I mean, I don’t know who is having a better time here 😂😂 #beachbum #moon #grandcanyon #livgoestoamerica

This was right after my six year old daughter asked me nonchalantly how babies get in your tummy 🤣🤣 I was not prepared. I muttered something about eggs 🍳 and was then like OHMYGOODNESSLOOKATTHEVIEW

If you ever needed to feel good about your own life, then this is the one piece I’ve written that you must read! Because what is the point in having a mid life crisis if you can’t share the humiliation with everyone you know 🤣🤣 check out my slow descent into the depths of middle age desperation on the blog 🙌🙌[link in bio] #newpost #justpublished #newblogpost #newblog

I mean, if you ever needed any proof of the kind of irritating as fuck friend I am, here it is! One of my [annoyingly] beautiful friends is going overseas for a month [sob sob] and since she steadfastly refused to pack me in her suitcase or turf her husband [🌮] or child off the trip so I could go instead [how rude], I devised a genius plan to involve myself in her adventure every step of the way. And it’s gonna be so fun! For me, I mean. And, to a lesser extent, you guys. Perhaps not for her, cos now she has to carry my LIV hat around the USA with her and take photos of it in all manner of exciting, notable and pretty places [and onto the head of a kardashian if she’s at all worth her salt!!]. And I mean... this is no mean feat, she pointed out, since she’s seen me veto photos for having “too much pavement” in them 😂😂🤣🤣 So today the adventure begins and I am so excited you guys!!! It almost makes losing my friend for AN ENTIRE MONTH BECAUSE SHE IS SO SELFISH AND HAS TO SEE HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS, AND GO BACK TO THE HOME SHE HASN’T BEEN TO FOR TWO YEARS.. worth the pain and heartache of watching bachelor in paradise alone. #adventure #journey #gdayusa #livgoestoamerica

Here’s the thing. I like to think of myself as a reasonably laid back parent. I just want my kids to be happy and have fun. Somehow though, I have managed to raise the MOST competitive children on the planet. I mean, maybe they saw me win at bowling that one time and had to witness my “I.am.the.best” “in your face muthafucka” dance directed at their father.. I mean, it’s also quite possible they’ve caught wind of my competitive treadmill running and the races I win in the gym that other people aren’t even aware they’re participating in... I dunno.. possibly when we were having running races on Easter weekend and I COULD NOT let an 8 year old beat me.. they may have picked up some kind of vibe that I like winning. So yeah, maybe I am partly to blame 🤣🤣🤣 but ahem, you know. They get their own back when they’re throwing wobblies during the egg and spoon race cos one of their team mates is walking not running and they’re LOUDLY IRRATE about it in front of all the other parents and I’m like “I mean.. I do not know where they get this from 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️. It’s a MYSTERY”. God what have I created!? 😂😂

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