“Unless someone is going to pay me to eat chocolate, writing is the only thing I’m good at!”
Purveyor of big words and failed attempts at hilarity. Lover of bed socks and boy bands; peonies and Polaroids. Die hard coffee aficionado, ironing resistor, serial wardrobe untidier, couch commentator. Occasional selfie enthusiast, plus other fatal personality flaws. Will befriend only people who are willing to take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking.
Passionate [and occasionally irritable] mummy to three little legends. Twins and a singleton [which is a word only people with twins will ever use].
I’m that mum that says the wrong thing at school pick up, wearing Kmart leggings and yesterday’s T-shirt, while everyone else is in Lululemon.
If this little tete a tete has whet your appetite and you want to know more about me [and who could possibly blame you] then check out 50 fast facts you never knew you always wanted to know about eenie meenie miney mum.