I’ve recently come to the conclusion that people who finish a whole stick of lip balm before losing it, are the only people who should be allowed to have kids.
Before the haters gonna hate and get all Judgey McJudgerton on me, it goes without saying that I absolutely love being a mum Continue reading
She was 65.
I am 36.
In the darkened hours of the night when sleep won’t find me, but tears in the shape and colour of my memories haunt me, I have trawled the internet for articles on how to somehow cope with this so physical a loss Continue reading
Friendship as a parent is often just an exercise in two people planning to catch up, cancelling, forgetting to press send on the next text message and then tagging each other in funny memes on Facebook until you die.
Safe to say, it’s not actually easy maintaining adult friendships through the chaos Continue reading
So when most people think of a bloke having a mid life crisis, they probably think of a frosted tipped, post-Idol Andrew G going through some kind of spiritual metamorphosis on a snow covered mountaintop in Tibet and emerging from the other side as “Osher” [and we all subsequently googled “why did Continue reading
If there’s anything I’m grateful for in life, it’s friends. And Nutella.
But as I’ve grown older [and older, and older] I’ve realised that different friends perform varying but equally vital functions in your life.
Some friends, Continue reading
“Girl, how is your house so clean with
six three children, work and school, and all the shit fights?”
The truth is, the last time someone said this to me was the 10th of never, two thousand and don’t hold your breath. Continue reading
If you’ve never played “let’s see who can be silent for the longest” then you’ve clearly never been on a road trip with your kids. I mean…if texting and driving is considered dangerous, I don’t even want to know what the fine would be for parenting and driving.
There’s nothing that refines your gross motor skills Continue reading