In April this year, 26 new episodes of Bluey dropped on ABC4kids and kindy’s everywhere with an 8am start, were empty.
Well, at the very least, my daughter’s Kindy was.
Or so I’m told. Continue reading
Kids and bubs
Sex after kids: sometimes you can’t be f*cked
OK, so you might have heard a lot about how “parent sex” is basically what happens in the bathroom with the door locked in the 5 minutes the kids are distracted by ABC2.
I’m not gonna lie though, Continue reading
Top 10 secrets of the school run
Sometimes I think I’d have reconsidered my position on procreation if I had known then what I know now about school drop off and pick up.
My kids are still young, so I’m not yet at the point where I can just join the line of oversized 4WD’s banked up Continue reading
Life as an anxious, socially awkward mum
I’ve recently come to the conclusion that people who finish a whole stick of lip balm before losing it, are the only people who should be allowed to have kids.
Before the haters gonna hate and get all Judgey McJudgerton on me, it goes without saying that I absolutely love being a mum Continue reading
A week ago, my mum died
She was 65.
I am 36.
In the darkened hours of the night when sleep won’t find me, but tears in the shape and colour of my memories haunt me, I have trawled the internet for articles on how to somehow cope with this so physical a loss Continue reading
My mid(30s) life crisis
So when most people think of a bloke having a mid life crisis, they probably think of a frosted tipped, post-Idol Andrew G going through some kind of spiritual metamorphosis on a snow covered mountaintop in Tibet and emerging from the other side as “Osher” [and we all subsequently googled “why did Continue reading
15 signs you’ve found your school mum BFF
If there’s anything I’m grateful for in life, it’s friends. And Nutella.
Mostly Nutella.
But as I’ve grown older [and older, and older] I’ve realised that different friends perform varying but equally vital functions in your life.
Some friends, Continue reading
I’m a mum of 3 and my house is (almost) never clean
The truth is, the last time someone said this to me was the 10th of never, two thousand and don’t hold your breath. Continue reading
6 [dickhead] reasons to go on a family camping trip
If you’ve never played “let’s see who can be silent for the longest” then you’ve clearly never been on a road trip with your kids. I mean…if texting and driving is considered dangerous, I don’t even want to know what the fine would be for parenting and driving.
There’s nothing that refines your gross motor skills Continue reading
25 NY resolutions you might actually keep
So far, only a few days out from the end of 2017, my “don’t have an affair with Chris Hemsworth” resolution is going great! And if I could just manage to stop letting my children get in the way of me eating an entire tub of ice cream in one sitting then I may just realise my dream of being crowned the queen of cellulite. #soclose Continue reading
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