14 things no one told me about having twins 

image“There are two heartbeats”

“WHAT??? My baby has two hearts????”


(you fool)

“…it’s twins”

“Oh… right…! Continue reading


My 6 month old baby is going to get an apartment next week and move out

imageAnd I’m not cool with it.

It feels like yesterday I was being handed a tiny, squawky, shmoo covered baby who looked up at me with big blue eyes, a wrinkley pink forehead and promptly shat on me.

What with such an inauspicious start, I was hopeful that my little baby Continue reading