Sex after kids: sometimes you can’t be f*cked

the truthOK, so you might have heard a lot about how “parent sex” is basically what happens in the bathroom with the door locked in the 5 minutes the kids are distracted by ABC2.

I’m not gonna lie though, Continue reading

Top 10 secrets of the school run

top 10 school run.pngSometimes I think I’d have reconsidered my position on procreation if I had known then what I know now about school drop off and pick up.

My kids are still young, so I’m not yet at the point where I can just join the line of oversized 4WD’s banked up Continue reading

Grey Expectations: The Tale of two pubic hairs

Disclaimer: If you’re part of my family or friends or know me in real life in any capacity, see me at school drop off, might run into me randomly at the supermarket somehow, work with my husband or just generally think I look familiar and you may have met me once,  you should probably stop reading this post at this point because it contains more information about my nether regions than you probably need know about. Continue reading